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Saturday, 28 May 2011

bite me



i got bitten
by a dog
on my hand
should i blog?

 
i care
but do you
that my hand's
turning blue

 
he was big
was that critter
the dog
but not bitter

 
just bad tempered
jumpy
and now my hands
lumpy


 
i heard my bones crunch
and i thought "goodness me!"
i'm terribly glad
that my right hand's still free

 
the beast's fangs sank in
and tore out some flesh
so where i was more
i am now a bit less

 
my blood it was spurting
and dripping bright red
i felt a bit faint
which is better than dead

 
so off in the car
to the ayr a and e
where they said "not life threatening"
and left me to seeth

 
they injected my arm
with a tetanus shot
let me tell you my friends
that hurt, quite a lot!

 
they bandaged me up
and sent me on home
to deal with my stress and my trauma
alone

 
ah me and oh my
will i ever manage
to recover myself
from this terrible damage

 
my bandage grows smaller
the wound it is healing
but in my ring finger
i have missing feeling

 
enough now of whining
it's time to forget
the fact that the dog
bit me not the vet!



Copyright © 2011 by Eryll Oellermann

2 comments:

Yvonne said...

oh me!
oh my!
such a pity!

am sure
your finger
does not look purty

fret not anymore
in a weeks time
the gore will be
no more

--yeah ok, that was pretty lame of my, but i wanted to try and rival your poem! haha hope you feel better soon!

reeflightning said...

lol!!

the happy truth is
that i am on the mend
the swelling's gone down
and my fingers can bend ;-)